Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
A: Wookieleaks
Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!
Q: Who tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe
Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
A: Pizza Hutt
Q: As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
A: "When You Wish Upon A Death Star"
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