Saturday, December 26, 2015

Lawak Star Wars

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
A: Wookieleaks

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? 
A: Game of Clones
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? 
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? 
A: Because a Jedi must have patience. 
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? 
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. 

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? 
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? 
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? 
A: Han So-high 

Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi? 
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? 
A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!

Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? 
A: Obi-Wannabe 
Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? 
A: Pizza Hutt 

Q: As a Disney character what song would Vader sing? 
A: "When You Wish Upon A Death Star"

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